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“The Couch” - Write Your Own Caption

avatarthumbnail.jpgBrief backstory: my wife and I were out today taking photographs of different Scottsdale lofts and luxury condominium complexes for a new project of mine. We were poolside at the Third Avenue Lofts in Old Town Scottsdale when my wife turned to her right and discovered … “the couch.”

Tucked away in a secluded corner (or what would be secluded if there weren’t dozens of lofts whose windows faced “the couch,” we kept waiting for Barry White’s greatest hits to start playing from hidden speakers.

“The Couch” has left me nearly speechless. I almost can see it on a movie theater screen during the commercials … soft music and then the slogan …

 ”When Tequila Makes the Elevator Too Steep a Climb …”

or

“Third Avenue Lofts … Where Your Family Begins.”

Insufficient to capture the wonder that is “the couch?” Then write your own caption in the comments below … and remember, this is a more or less family-friendly real estate blog.

Third Avenue Lofts, Scottsdale Arizona

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Phoenix Homes Search Temporarily Down

avatarthumbnail.jpgWorking with my IDX provider to get everything back up and running, which hopefully won’t take too long.

My apologies for any inconvenience this may be causing.

UPDATED 1:18 PM - searches are back and running here and all of my sites. Again, thanks for your patience.

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The Saga of One Bank Owned Home

avatarthumbnail.jpgLooking through bank owned homes is a lot like being a contestant on Let’s Make a Deal … when you take the key out of the lockbox, you never know what will happen when you walk in the front door.

(If the front door opens, of course. Yesterday’s tour included one home where the bottom lock doesn’t unlock in spite of what the listing agent said. On Thursday we found a house where the front door had been nailed shut.)

It’s a virtual given that some work will be needed on any bank owned home. Think about it … some work is needed on almost every home. Yours. Mine. Your neighbors. Especially your neighbor, the ones with the noisy dog and teenager just learning to drive and to burn rubber as they leave your street.

Some are virtually move-in ready. Some may need new carpet and paint. Some may need appliances, depending on what the previous owners sold ahead of the trustee’s sale.

And some truly are handyman’s specials, such as today’s exhibit from 619 E Jensen Unit 35 in Mesa’s Hohokam Hills subdivision. In real estate parlance, the house has good bones but it’s going to take quite a bit of work before someone could move in. Which is why it’s priced around 15% below current comps for the area at $159,900.

Let’s start with the positives … the house has a side entry with a courtyard shaded by mature trees.

There’s a fireplace in the family room and plantation shutters in what appear to be working condition on the windows in the family room and separate living room.

And there’s a covered patio in the backyard, which you don’t miss until you purchase a home that doesn’t have one.

Also, the community features a fairly nice pool.

Now for the challenges …

As you probably noticed above, there’s no flooring. Carpets were a total loss and were removed so you have bare concrete downstairs and sheet plywood upstairs. The kitchen cabinets are a bit worn and the previous owners removed the stove.

Where the most work is needed is in the garage, where the flat roof had leaked at one time. The leak’s been stopped but the underside of the garage ceiling - the sheetrock - is going to need to be replaced.

To be honest, a house like this one at 619 Jensen Unit 35 isn’t necessarily for every buyer. But for someone who is looking for a house that can bought on the relative cheap and fixed up to add value, this may be a good place to start.

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Last Gasp for Ameridream

avatarthumbnail.jpgReceived an e-mail from one my lenders yesterday detailing the wind-downs several large lenders are implementing for the end of Ameridream and other seller-assisted down payment (DPA) programs.

Chase, Franklin American, Citibank, Wells Fargo, US Bank and others are following roughly similar timelines:

  • No rate locks on DPA loans after August 22.
  • Loans in the pipeline must go to underwriting by September 12.
  • Funding must take place by September 30 (the Congress’ rule, not theirs.)

At the same time, the effort to save the DPAs continues to roll forward with H.R. 6694. And this video’s now making the rounds detailing HUD’s amazing testimony on the “Housing and Economic Recovery Act?” Gee, why regulate the system when you can eliminate a program and keep thousands of would-be buyers out of the market (even as a $7,500 loan - not credit - is offered in the same legislation.)

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Next week I’ll have my third Ameridream closing in the past 10 months. Good folks, all. All able to make their payments. All simply lacking the savings to pay for their own down payment. And none would be able to purchase October 1 thanks to the unique solution of amputating an arm to cure a tumor in the leg.

Brilliance.

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Friday Afternoon Theme Music - August 15

avatarthumbnail.jpgI’ve completely overdosed on Olympics coverage … all without having checked out either MSNBC or CNBC. Thus is Olympic life with DVR (the dish equivalent of TiVo) my first time around.

If it’s on the main Olympic coverage I’ve seen it. Except for synchronized diving, the point of which still escapes me.  Anyway, in honor of those representing our country (and with apologies to my suffering Canadian readers), I bring you probably the coolest Star Spangled Banner on record.

Have a great day!

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